Gravitational

II. -40-

2008-10-13T00:47:13Z

...Keeping an eye on this shit is getting old. And there's so many new faces it's hard to tell who's not usually insane.

Damn it. This is even worse than the first. No time to be getting a headache, dude. or making puns.

II. -39-

2008-09-16T22:33:43Z

[voice / sound; there's various rummaging noises, with the infrequent mumbled curse]

Water guns, silly string, popcorn-- wood swords? Must've stolen 'em from Sora or something.

...Damn, Lux'd probably kill me if he saw this mess.

II. -38-

2008-08-19T07:02:05Z

Looks like I've missed out on some good and bad times all around. Tch, not what I wanted to see after disappearing for hell knows how long.

Someone want to tell me if I missed anything important? Other than the most damn obvious thing.

...

Yotsuba.

II. -37-

2008-04-01T07:42:10Z

Flying saucers?

......

Damn, I want some of whatever the Queen's smoking right now.

II. -36-

2008-03-25T05:35:04Z

[There's muttered curses, mostly inaudible, until...]

Dammit... Another mansion-changing thing. Doesn't look friendly either, based on everyone's talking so far. At least I'm not stuck in a fucking room again.

Yotsuba, Arietta? Dem, Lux? You guys all okay?

Damn survival horror movies gone wrong...

II. -35-

2008-03-15T13:09:29Z

You know, Marluxia and Larxene aren't really that bad. Then again, my moral compass is pretty messed up, so yeah.

This place, for all its quirks, is getting to look like home now. If given the chance to go back, I can't think of a thing that'd make me wanna go back to my-- our world. The kids're here. Dem's here. The whole damn Organization's here, and there's no tromping through the snow to find dragons to turn into Heartless or anything like that.

And for all the doom and gloom some things can be around here, I like the general weirdness here. Keeps things interesting. Gives me an excuse to shoot things from time to time, too.

Need to hit the bed more often, though. Or the ceiling, heh.

[ooc: ...You know, it just occurred to me that Xigbar's pretty brutally honest. He sashays out of answering questions about keyblade war stuff in-game, but he's pretty straightforward otherwise.]

II. -34-

2008-02-06T06:56:50Z

So, I've got a question about this cook-off since it was mentioned in the first place...

Do we get to eat this stuff at any point? How often do you get a huge smorgasbord (or potential for it) around here?

II. -33-

2008-01-26T00:10:12Z

...Heh.

I'm surprised that no one's complaining about having the munchies or anything. People that are or were high usually complain about feeling hungry.

~~And I'm totally glad I wasn't around for that event. ...Even if it sounds funny as hell.~~

II. -32-

2008-01-07T02:57:30Z

[voice post]

Dude, this is friggin' awesome. This could totally be much, much worse for everyone, and just-- HAHAHA at all the little fairy types.

Now if only I could figure out how to not float like a buffoon and we'll call it good.

[ooc: Not a fairy, but he's doing the little floaty thing. ;o And he's laughing at everyone turned into fairies that're raving mad about it. XD]

II. -31-

2007-12-25T20:11:05Z

Man oh man, there's a reason I never go shopping: I suck at getting gifts for people. But here we go -- hope everyone enjoys.

Demyx: a picture of Xigbar with an arrow pointing to his crotch reading "Wish you were here" ... ... aaaand a nice, queen-sized bed to share ~~because a king-sized bed would probably make their room too cramped~~

Yotsuba: one of those packs full of markers, colored pencils, and crayons, plus a scarf and pair of those cool gloves that can also turn into mittens

Luxord: a customized hooded sweatshirt that reads
CLOSETMONGER
home is where we hang our coats

Axel: a black leather jacket ~~because one kinky gift is enough for the year~~

Roxas: a black t-shirt that reads "I'm with ~~Stupid~~ Axel" on the front and "I Also Married Him" on the back

Marluxia: a bright pink scarf ... and a barbie doll with a card that reads "You better wait until she's older"

Larxene: an A-cup bra with thunderbolts on it

Saix: an apron that reads "Kiss the cook and he will maim you"

Vexen: black and blue scarves with a card that reads "For that long-ass skinny neck of yours"

Zexion and Lexaeus: three different types of Rubix cubes, 2x2, 3x3, and 4x4, and a long strip of black silk with a note that reads "Lex, you've gotta gag that noisy kid you're banging. People're trying to sleep at night!"

Xaldin: a long-sleeved white shirt with a bullseye on the back

Xemnas: a long-sleeved black shirt that reads "Enjoys full moons, long talks, and grandiose castles" on the back

Sora, Donald, & Goofy: Super Soakers in red, blue, and green, with a card that reads "Just wait 'til it gets warm again before using, 'kay?"

II. -30-

2007-12-07T02:24:38Z

Hey. Let's have ourselves another talk when you get a chance. Sounds like I'm missing out on a few things here.

Dude. My guns are back.

II. -29-

2007-12-01T18:18:26Z

On the time-traveling thing...You know what? I don't even know anymore.

First we've got the amusement park, which was pretty awesome, and then we've got snow when the mansion changes back, which is just killer, and now--

Man, now I'm thinking of my hair going all white. How about a big round of "Hell no"?

And I bet Lux would be laughing his ass off if he saw this.

II. -28-

2007-11-21T15:44:42Z

I don't like this. I don't like this at all. She's been gone way too long.

Yotsuba. Kid. Where are you? If you come out, I'll make you so many sandwiches you'll be sick of 'em.

Hell, I'll even let you cannonball into my stomach again.

Maybe she...

... Damn it.

II. -27-

2007-11-17T02:06:28Z

[voice post]

Ha ha, mansion. VERY FUNNY.

[ooc: Guess who's totally blind now? 8D]

II. -26-

2007-11-10T10:43:41Z

So. Uh.

Man, this is gonna sound really stupid. And I can't believe I've gone this long without ever needing 'em, but...

Has anyone seen my guns? You know, the awesome ones that switch to a sniper rifle and back? I can't find them anywhere.

II. -25-

2007-10-19T07:50:39Z

H-- hey. Yotsuba. Dem. Luxord. Everyone.

... I'm not good at this stuff at all, but ... sorry. Sorry for leaving. For forgetting.

II. -24-

2007-10-18T05:25:07Z

Eyesight: check.

Brain: check.

Motor skills: check.

Heartless: abso-freaking-lutely unchecked.

...

Now where the hell am I?

[ooc: This is my official I'm-back-now-and-so-are-my-characters post. Yes, I'm lazy like that. And no, Xigbar hasn't forgotten. Well. Permanently, at least.]

II. -23-

2007-09-27T09:14:53Z

Tch, so much for first period. Who needs something lame like music class, anyway? I'll stick to useful things like science, thanks. And if that pansy-ass music teacher thinks he's gonna punish me for skipping, he's got another thing coming.

Man, I totally need to get out of that friggin' elective. Give me physics or engineering any day of the week. Maybe it's not too late to hassle the registrar? Or maybe I need to talk to the guidance counselor.

Pfft. Whatever... I'll probably end up not doing anything 'cuz it's too much work.

II. -22-

2007-09-24T09:45:27Z

Well, that took longer than expected. ~~Not a word, braids.~~ Who knew asking the mansion for something so simple'd be so ... uh, not?

Killer reception, Rox and Axel. Guess I shouldn't have doubted the party planners, heh. Finally got my gift, and--as promised--it's in a box. Have fun, Rox~

Think it's time to go dig Lux outta the closet. Unless he's moved on to inhabit another one and forgot to leave a forwarding address.

...

Yep. Must be having the time of his life playing solitaire.

[ooc: True to his convo with Roxas in his last entry, Xig got ~~Roxas~~ Axel a pair of pink, glittery stiletto heels--with matching fishnets. And, for ~~Axel~~ Roxas, he got a pair of hotpants and furry handcuffs. You may throw fish at him at will.]

II. -21-

2007-09-21T07:52:17Z

Dammit, I forgot about a gift. ~~Uh ... fuzzy pink handcuffs? Hairgel? ... Lube?~~

[ooc: Ahahaha, no, none of that is unreadable. >>]

II. -20-

2007-09-11T06:52:29Z

So damn bored. I'm debating going back out into the forest to see if there's anything worth hunting around here, but I don't want to drag something back just to see it rot. So anyone feel like roasting a wild pig (or whatever the heck is out there)?

Yeah, yeah, I know that the kitchen gives us anything we want. But I need something to do.

II. -19-

2007-08-26T06:37:52Z

[voice post]

Hey... Hey, Lux, are you okay, dude? C'mon, you're made of tougher stuff than that, right?

... Okay, forget I said that.

C'mon, it was just a few rounds, dude. Just a few, I swear. Nothing vital, right? Dude, wake up.

Wake up.

...

Please?

II. -18-

2007-08-23T05:29:37Z

So who's gonna be next? XII, VI, and I so far. As much as I don't want to think about it, that's three who've ... well, reverted. And with V and XI not having hearts to begin with... Dude, I don't like those odds at all. ~~Fucking mansion better not touch Dem.~~ Man, I don't like getting all serious for no reason, but it's troubling.

... Hey, Yotsuba, make sure to wash your face once you're done with your sandwich.

II. -17-

2007-08-10T09:32:44Z

So besides the baseball game -- why am I not surprised you didn't have any chicks on your team, Sora? -- nothing's been going on for me. Dem's sorta-kinda sulking ~~over Yotsuba running off~~ and Luxord's some sorta-kinda permanent ~~closet~~ guest.

Maybe we should take advantage of the shocking absence of kids in the room and have some "adult" fun. Wouldn't be a bad change of pace!

II. -16-

2007-07-20T05:44:02Z

In response to all this hubbub about gods and stuff: yawn.

In need of more popcorn. Dude, we've been watching movies for days.