Gravitational

...Keeping an eye on this shit is getting old. And there's so many new faces it's hard to tell who's not usually insane.

Damn it. This is even worse than the first. No time to be getting a headache, dude. or making puns.

[voice / sound; there's various rummaging noises, with the infrequent mumbled curse]

Water guns, silly string, popcorn-- wood swords? Must've stolen 'em from Sora or something.

...Damn, Lux'd probably kill me if he saw this mess.

Looks like I've missed out on some good and bad times all around. Tch, not what I wanted to see after disappearing for hell knows how long.

Someone want to tell me if I missed anything important? Other than the most damn obvious thing.

...

Yotsuba.

Flying saucers?

......

Damn, I want some of whatever the Queen's smoking right now.

[There's muttered curses, mostly inaudible, until...]

Dammit... Another mansion-changing thing. Doesn't look friendly either, based on everyone's talking so far. At least I'm not stuck in a fucking room again.

Yotsuba, Arietta? Dem, Lux? You guys all okay?

Damn survival horror movies gone wrong...

You know, Marluxia and Larxene aren't really that bad. Then again, my moral compass is pretty messed up, so yeah.

This place, for all its quirks, is getting to look like home now. If given the chance to go back, I can't think of a thing that'd make me wanna go back to my-- our world. The kids're here. Dem's here. The whole damn Organization's here, and there's no tromping through the snow to find dragons to turn into Heartless or anything like that.

And for all the doom and gloom some things can be around here, I like the general weirdness here. Keeps things interesting. Gives me an excuse to shoot things from time to time, too.

Need to hit the bed more often, though. Or the ceiling, heh.

[ooc: ...You know, it just occurred to me that Xigbar's pretty brutally honest. He sashays out of answering questions about keyblade war stuff in-game, but he's pretty straightforward otherwise.]

So, I've got a question about this cook-off since it was mentioned in the first place...

Do we get to eat this stuff at any point? How often do you get a huge smorgasbord (or potential for it) around here?

...Heh.

I'm surprised that no one's complaining about having the munchies or anything. People that are or were high usually complain about feeling hungry.

And I'm totally glad I wasn't around for that event. ...Even if it sounds funny as hell.

[voice post]

Dude, this is friggin' awesome. This could totally be much, much worse for everyone, and just-- HAHAHA at all the little fairy types.

Now if only I could figure out how to not float like a buffoon and we'll call it good.

[ooc: Not a fairy, but he's doing the little floaty thing. ;o And he's laughing at everyone turned into fairies that're raving mad about it. XD]

Man oh man, there's a reason I never go shopping: I suck at getting gifts for people. But here we go -- hope everyone enjoys.

( Gifts -- get ready, they're kinda weird XD )

( Private to Dem )

Dude. My guns are back.

On the time-traveling thing...You know what? I don't even know anymore.

First we've got the amusement park, which was pretty awesome, and then we've got snow when the mansion changes back, which is just killer, and now--

Man, now I'm thinking of my hair going all white. How about a big round of "Hell no"?

And I bet Lux would be laughing his ass off if he saw this.

I don't like this. I don't like this at all. She's been gone way too long.

Yotsuba. Kid. Where are you? If you come out, I'll make you so many sandwiches you'll be sick of 'em.

Hell, I'll even let you cannonball into my stomach again.

Maybe she...

... Damn it.

[voice post]

Ha ha, mansion. VERY FUNNY.


[ooc: Guess who's totally blind now? 8D]

So. Uh.

Man, this is gonna sound really stupid. And I can't believe I've gone this long without ever needing 'em, but...

Has anyone seen my guns? You know, the awesome ones that switch to a sniper rifle and back? I can't find them anywhere.

H-- hey. Yotsuba. Dem. Luxord. Everyone.

... I'm not good at this stuff at all, but ... sorry. Sorry for leaving. For forgetting.

Eyesight: check.

Brain: check.

Motor skills: check.

Heartless: abso-freaking-lutely unchecked.

...

Now where the hell am I?



[ooc: This is my official I'm-back-now-and-so-are-my-characters post. Yes, I'm lazy like that. And no, Xigbar hasn't forgotten. Well. Permanently, at least.]

Tch, so much for first period. Who needs something lame like music class, anyway? I'll stick to useful things like science, thanks. And if that pansy-ass music teacher thinks he's gonna punish me for skipping, he's got another thing coming.

Man, I totally need to get out of that friggin' elective. Give me physics or engineering any day of the week. Maybe it's not too late to hassle the registrar? Or maybe I need to talk to the guidance counselor.

Pfft. Whatever... I'll probably end up not doing anything 'cuz it's too much work.

Well, that took longer than expected. Not a word, braids. Who knew asking the mansion for something so simple'd be so ... uh, not?

Killer reception, Rox and Axel. Guess I shouldn't have doubted the party planners, heh. Finally got my gift, and--as promised--it's in a box. Have fun, Rox~

Think it's time to go dig Lux outta the closet. Unless he's moved on to inhabit another one and forgot to leave a forwarding address.

...

Yep. Must be having the time of his life playing solitaire.


[ooc: True to his convo with Roxas in his last entry, Xig got Roxas Axel a pair of pink, glittery stiletto heels--with matching fishnets. And, for Axel Roxas, he got a pair of hotpants and furry handcuffs. You may throw fish at him at will.]

Dammit, I forgot about a gift. Uh ... fuzzy pink handcuffs? Hairgel? ... Lube?


[ooc: Ahahaha, no, none of that is unreadable. >>]